once an man finds a sign board outside an hotel
"SPECIAL BUFFET OFFERS. GRANDSONS PAYS FOR THIER GRANDFATHERS FOR EVERY LUNCH". He runs inside the hotel to fill his tummy and eats almost everything turning his bill into thousand. At last, after consuming every bit of piece of food he stands up to go thinking that his grandson will pay the bill but the waiter shows him a bill longer than the items he had eaten.
He Says " waiter, Didnt u see the board outside, My Grandson will pay the bill, so wait for him to come in future".
The waiter says " No No Sir this bill belongs to YOUR Grandfather who said the same 20 years ago"

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aik aadmy nay doosre aadmy se kaha k meri beevi tumari beevi se moty hai. doosray nay kaha k kis tarah?oss nay kaha k main nay apni beevi ko wazan karane kay liey jab machine per rakha to machine say aik parchi bahir nikli aur osss par likha tha k barah e mehrbani sirf aik aadmi khara ho.....doosray nay kaha k main apni beevi kee kaprtay dhulanay dhobi kay paas lay kar gia to oss nay kaha..aey sahab main sirf kapray dhota hoon tam boo(tent) nahin dhota...hahahaha 

 A sardar, a Japanese, and a British were shipwrecked on a deserted island. they were very much worried just near to death. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand. As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said 'I'll give each of you one wish.' All three were very happy! The Japanese said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he was gone! The British said 'I wish I was home!' PUFF and he too was gone. The sardar said 'Boy it is  lonely here! I wish my friends were here ! PUFF and his friends were again on that lonely island :))))))))

Once an American Scientist travels to Pakistan and went into the sweet shop. He gets astonished to see a JALEBI and takes it back to America for a study ,but hes never satisfied. Finally his students asks him that what are you exactly looking for in a JALEBI. He says " Im only looking for a junction from where the Pakis entered a liquid into this tube" 

 ek sardar jee terrace pe khare ho kar exercise kar rhe the parosi ne dekh kar kaha waha sardar jee kya body ahi aap ki to sardar jee kehne lage
OYE AYE TE KUJH VEE NAEEN TU APNI BHABI DI NHIN DEKHI !! hahahah

aik no umer Syed Zadah, Seena kushadah, Naik Chalan aur sedha sadha , Lamba kam aur past Ziadah, Husan ka Dildadah, Shadi per Amadah , Khub-surat nawjwan, AAla Khandan, Arsay say preshan, kay liey ek Haseena ,Misal-e-hooor, Nasha-e-Shbab main choor, Chashm-e-Makhmoor, Chahra pur-noor, Baa-Tameez, Baa-shaoor, Baa-Hunar,Salika Mand, Som-o-Salat Ki paband , Baa-adab, Baa-haya, Na surkhi-o-creem , aala Taleem, Mah-jabeen, Bay had Haseen, Pardah-Nasheen, Ahista Khram, Sahista Kalam, Pyara sa nam, ajooba-e-Kainat, Rafeek-e-Hayat,…… Darkar hai, warna Zindagi Bay-kar hai !!!!
Msahry ya Charpai, Rooi bhari Razai, Chund Zaiwar Talai, Kuch Kursian aur Maiz , Bus iss Kadr Jahaiz, Larka go anari hai, Mager Karobari Hai… Ek Choti si paan ki Dookan Aurr moon main Zuban Rakhta hai……
Mazeed batt-cheet “Bilmushafa” ya “Bazarya Lafafa” ……  

Khat-o-kitabat Pabandi Seega-e-Raz hai ;Dosto yah Arzoo Dil ki Awaz hai    <><><><>!
Makan No. “420”
Gali No. “9211”
Hairan chowk ,   Preshan Manzil..!!??<<>>

Two sardar jees are traveling in a car, Driver sardar keeps on accelerating the car. Other one asks him," why are u over speeding"?.
First sardar answers that brakes are failed and i want 2 reach home before any accident.

EK Aadmi doosre se : yaar meray aik friend ki dadi ki death ho gaye hai
doosra : yaar uski dadi ko kya beemari thi................. ?
pehla: yaar bus aaj kal budhapa bhi ek beemari ho chuki hai...........
doosa: haan yaar hamaray gaoon mein bhi is beemari ki wajah se do teen bachon ki death ho gayi hai....

When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way.... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

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Three workers were working on a high rise construction project and one of them was a Sardar ji... .Lunch time comes around and the first guy opens up his lunchbox and screams, "Not again!       Everyday it's the same turkey sandwich...I swear, if I get turkey sandwich again I will throw myself off this building..."

The second guy opens up his lunchbox and screams, "Oh my god! Not again. Not a chicken   sandwich again! I swear, if I get chicken sandwich one more time, I'll throw myself off this  building..."

The Sardar ji opens up his lunchbox and screams, "Twada bairha garak! Again I get parathas...I swear, if I get parathas again, I'll throw myself off this building..."

Next day at lunchtime, the first one finds a turkey sandwich, and as per his promise, he jumps off  the building and dies...The second guy too discovered a chicken sandwich and as per his promise,   throws  himself off the project and dies...Sardar ji opens up his lunchbox and finds the same  parathas, and as per his promise, throws himself off the building...

Since all three were close friends, there is a collective funeral ceremony for all three...The wife of  the first guy is weeping and cries, "He never told me to change it to something else...I always thought he loved turkey sandwiches...The second one cries, "He never said to me that hated chicken sandwiches...Oh, why didn't I ask?"

But the wife of the Sardar ji was very quiet and didn't say a word, not a tear, not a whimper...Everyone at the ceremony is confused as to why...So they approached her and asked, 'Didn't he ever tell you he hated those parathas?"

The wife of the Sardar ji replies......."No...He never had a need to...........He prepared his lunch himself :) : ) : ) : )

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."

A Pathan is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore

Quesion : How long was the 100 year war?
Hints are as follows :

A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Pathan says "I will skip this ... : P  : P